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Post by TigerArmyNeverDie on Nov 23, 2004 16:18:14 GMT
Same here. Sega were always better than Nintendo. In a way, I'm glad they stopped producing consoles and publishing multi-format.
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Post by stokerino on Dec 7, 2004 9:56:04 GMT
Episode 45 be available.
Simmons: "No, I don't think that getting new rims for the jeep is a good idea." Grif: "Oh come on! If we all kick in, we can get some spinners...some kickass subs...hydraulics!" Tucker: "I'm in!" Simmons: "Why?!" Grif: "Uh, for style?" Tucker: "For chicks!" Simmons: "What chicks?! There's no-one for miles! We don't even know if there's anyone still alive!" Grif: "What, suddenly you're a pessimist?" Tucker: "Yeah, but if we do find some women, we will literally be the last men on Earth for them. All my life I've had girls tell me 'not if you were the last man on Earth!'. Well that maybe true, but let's see what happens when I'm the last man on Earth with a sweet-ass pimped-out ride, bitch!"
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Post by stuart alman on Dec 16, 2004 13:14:53 GMT
Ive finally got round to watching the latest episode of RvB and i love that quote. But i think the bit with Doc lopez and O'Malley arguing is even better,
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Post by TigerArmyNeverDie on Dec 27, 2004 0:39:17 GMT
I just watched the most recent episode and agree it is hilarious. Do you have them all on your computer by any chance Stuart? If you do, put them on a CD/DVD to save me downloading them and it will be fair trade for an AOD 2000-2003 anthology which is IN THE WORKS.
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Post by stokerino on Dec 27, 2004 1:03:23 GMT
He does indeed have them all on his computer...I know, I gave them to him. The latest one (the special Christmas episode) isn't particularly good in my opinion. It's all rather fragmented and most of the jokes aren't done too well. Probably the best bit I can pull out is: Grif: "Simmons, holidays are when you think about more than just your own wanton needs." Tucker: "Yeah, you should be thinking about people less fortunate than you. And that makes you feel better, because those suckers are chumps - and who wants to be a chump?" Grif: "Nobody." Not that great really. The Thanksgiving one was much better. Plus, y'know, it was directly after Bush's re-election... Church: "We don't really keep up with current events, but apparently from what we've been able to figure out the Red States did something that caused a disaster in thr Blue States, and now all the people are being forced to evacuate to Canada and France. And for some reason the evacuation is being led by a fat guy from Michigan. *picture of Michael Moore pops up* We don't really understand a lot of it." Grif: "Yeah, and the people in the Red States are mad because the people in the Blue States are mean to them, and want them to pay money for roads and schools instead of cool things like Nascar and shotguns. Also, there's something about ketchup in there. Like we said, a lot of this stuff doesn't make much sense." One of these days I'm going to donate the equivilent of $10 or something and become one of the site's sponsers, thus gaining me access to some of the more hilarious episodes that are Sponsers-only. Hell yes.
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Post by stokerino on Jan 11, 2005 12:59:34 GMT
Episode 46...and naturally, it rules.
Simmons: "Our patrol didn't go exactly as planned sir." Sarge: "What happened? Wait a second...where's the jeep?" Grif: "Yeeeaah...well you see, the thing is..." Sarge: "Grif, I just built that jeep! I do NOT want to hear that it's been destroyed." Grif: "Oh. Well then maybe I should stop talking then. Or you could stop listening."
Bwahahaha
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Post by stuart alman on Jan 11, 2005 15:02:52 GMT
~You love that scene with the jeep a little too much
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Post by stokerino on Jan 11, 2005 15:04:49 GMT
There's only 2 scenes in the episode total, and the other one has Lopez, which doesn't translate well into written text. Plus I can't remember half of the meglomaniac drivel that O'Malley spouts anyway.
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Post by stokerino on Jan 17, 2005 9:48:23 GMT
Episode 47:Tex: "What took you guys so long to get here?" Simmons: "There's six of us, and there's only a three-seater jeep. Half of us had to sit on someone else's lap." Donut: "It was a great road trip! My favourite part was when Grif tried to change gears, and he accidentally - " Grif: "Please let's not tell the story. Is there somewhere I can wash my hands?" Sarge: "Whatcha find Tex?" Tex: "Well, O'Malley's holed up in his fortress. He's been fortifying his defences for a few days now, and he's got some help. One of those religious nuts you guys picked up." Caboose: "Oh, I liked them. They were funny." Tucker: "Caboose, they tried to kill you because of a flag." Caboose: "I try not to remember the bad things about people." Tucker: "That's all they tried to do! There were no good things!" Caboose: "That's okay, I have a really bad memory...wow look, a beach!" Sarge: "Shut up Caboose. What's your plan Tex?" Tex: "Well first we have to breach the outer wall." Caboose: "Ooh - I love breaching!" Tex: "Then we have to get past another wall." Grif: "Two walls? Some people are so materialistic." Tex: "The second wall has a guard tower, and an enormous razor-sharp spinning blade." Simmons: "What that thing? It's spinning like two miles an hour!" Tex: "I didn't say it'd be hard to get past. After that we have to pass the gun turrets and break into the building." Sarge: "And then we attack O'Malley!" Tex: "No. That's when we plant...this." Caboose: "...We're planting a volleyball?" Tex: "It's not a ball. It's a bomb." Caboose: "We're planting a volleybomb?!" Tex: "I scouted a location inside the base where we can set it off and take the whole place down. I marked the spot with a big 'X'." Tucker: "...You scouted it." Tex: "Yeah." Tucker: "If you got past the two walls, the huge spinning blade, the gun turrets, and made it all the way into the fortress, why didn't you just plant the bomb THEN instead of putting an 'X' on the floor?!" Tex: "...............I can't carry it." Grif: "What?!" Simmons: "What was that?" Tex: "It's too heavy, okay? You happy?! I need one of you idiots to carry it. I don't have the upper body strength to move it on my own." Grif: "See, girls act like they're sooo tough, but the first time they need someone to move a couch, who do they call?" Tex: *glare* Grif: "Please don't kill me!"
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Post by stuart alman on Jan 18, 2005 22:51:36 GMT
Fianlly got round to watching it and its fricking hilarious especially the couch bit hehe. Prepares for female wrath
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Post by stuart alman on Jan 30, 2005 17:24:47 GMT
Seem to be having a bit of trouble downloading episode 48 wondering if anyone else is having the same problem.
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Post by stokerino on Mar 1, 2005 20:57:16 GMT
Just watched all 16:29 minutes of Episode 50...
GENIUS. TIME-TRAVELLING GENIUS.
Makes up for all the slightly subpar episodes they've been having recently.
Plus there's something in the very last few seconds that suggests the posibility of an UBER SWERVE on the horizon.
Oh the awesonesness indeed...
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Post by Ally on Mar 2, 2005 22:27:10 GMT
So, Tim, you don't flail, eh? ;D
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Post by stokerino on Mar 3, 2005 1:18:29 GMT
Did you see any flailing? Did you?
There's a huge scale between indifference and fangirlism. Most of which does not involve physical flapping.
This, I can assure you, involved no such thing. Only large amounts of laughter.
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Post by Ally on Mar 3, 2005 10:17:04 GMT
The excessive capitalisation and use of words like 'awesomeness' and 'uber swerve' imply mild flailing.
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Post by stokerino on Mar 3, 2005 14:21:21 GMT
You always have to capitalise the word SWERVE~!...it's a tradtion. Or something like that. And 'implication' of mild flailing does not necessarily mean that there IS mild flailing...
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Post by Mindy on Mar 3, 2005 15:08:53 GMT
Hmm... I think he doth protest too much!!!
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Post by stokerino on Mar 3, 2005 15:51:57 GMT
How is it possible to protest too much against something that isn't true?
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Post by Mindy on Mar 3, 2005 18:33:56 GMT
It's not - thus it's true!!!
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Post by stokerino on Mar 3, 2005 18:47:43 GMT
...
Your ability to circumvent reality astounds me.
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