Can't help. Watched ponies and my creativity crawled into a hole and died. Everything went post-apocolyptic grimdark and all the ponies are soul eaters. ALL OF THEM. They never even knew it and now it's too late and they have some serious moral decisions to make.
This is probably Andrew Hussie's fault somehow. My Homestuck levels are dangerously low.
Otherwise, open up Paint or some such thing and draw the finest stickman you can in no more than approximately 2 seconds. Give the stickman a hat. Now draw another hat. Finally, draw another stickman for the other hat. Invent some story about what is going on with all that, then throw it all away and make something better. It may or may not include onions.
Note to self: Think on the concept of applying common RPG-style battle mechanics to social conversations and events complete with social type stats/skills/abilities/equipment. No, no. Fighting? That's easy. The dinner party? THAT'S an epic battle. (Apply to wildly unfitting characters and setting for bonus points)