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Post by Ally on May 31, 2006 18:28:12 GMT
He really does just want to die, doesn't he? But all the conventional methods of suicide are too boring for him....
As for the liver damage, it might be because he starved himself before he went in the bubble so his body would be smaller and not need as much oxygen. (I think he went down to about 50kg)
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Post by Lu on Jun 2, 2006 11:04:26 GMT
stupid stupid stupid. the only useful thing he can do is teach kids to tie up there shoelaces by flicking there feet around
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Post by petrobrad on Jun 2, 2006 16:27:18 GMT
I have a new challenge for him and it won't take long to do. The challenge is to survive a shotgun fired at his face from 5cm away without moving. Do you think he could do it? Would you really care if he failed?
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Post by Ally on Jun 2, 2006 16:53:59 GMT
Suggest it. I'm fairly sure TV's only a step away from primetime murder. ;D
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Post by Emily on Jun 2, 2006 17:47:48 GMT
"who wants to be killed on air?" "I'm a celebrity, put me out of my misery!"
I am itching to make these shows...
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Post by Ally on Jun 2, 2006 18:11:41 GMT
Don't forget Celebrity Death Island ;D
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Post by Emily on Jun 2, 2006 19:20:21 GMT
ypu plus bring back gladiators... ROMAN style.
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Post by Animae on Jun 3, 2006 5:28:42 GMT
Hell yeah!
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Post by Ally on Jun 3, 2006 6:22:57 GMT
Yay, more men in loincloths!
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Post by Emily on Jun 3, 2006 10:39:38 GMT
and lions... obviously not in loin cloths though, that'd be silly. lioncloths maybe? and we can't be persecuting christians these days... maybe ASBO perpetrators...?
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Post by Lu on Jun 3, 2006 11:01:12 GMT
would you like to try and put an ASBO kid in a gladiator type situation? they'd knife you before you got anwhere near pushing them into them colosseum
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Post by Emily on Jun 3, 2006 13:18:59 GMT
we could put them in a shark cage, then airlift them in...
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Post by Ally on Jun 3, 2006 15:02:09 GMT
and lions... obviously not in loin cloths though, that'd be silly. lioncloths maybe? I'm sure the female lions would find that very sexy. ;D
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Post by Lu on Jun 3, 2006 17:02:08 GMT
eurgh, regular loincloths are creepy enough but lioncloths?
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Post by Emily on Jun 4, 2006 17:47:19 GMT
well i was thinking they'd be more like those little coats that yappy dogs have...
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Post by Ally on Jun 4, 2006 18:44:02 GMT
Woo! Camp lions!
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Post by Lu on Jun 5, 2006 15:31:26 GMT
emmy emmy emmy. Ro's getting herself a tiny dog. how paris hilton is that gonna look?
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Post by Emily on Jun 5, 2006 21:32:28 GMT
oh god, why? she's already got a pashmina!
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Post by Lu on Jun 6, 2006 9:09:48 GMT
hopefully it isnt a mini mini one. shes shown me a pic and it looks like it might grow to just be small rather than fitting in a handbag size
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Post by Ally on Jun 6, 2006 11:21:51 GMT
*shudder* Yip-yip dogs...
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