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Post by beckini on Sept 22, 2006 18:20:14 GMT
1. my boss poured my newly openned drink down the sink at approx 9:28am
2. at 16:00pm she made me clean all of the skirting boards with a toothbrush........................ becuase we werent busy............
3. she is an evil and vindictive cow
4. end of rant for today
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Post by Ally on Sept 22, 2006 18:36:14 GMT
(((hugs))) Sounds like you need to live the American dream and kill your boss. I recommend choking her with cookies, that way you can make it look like she binged herself to death.
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Post by Emily on Sept 22, 2006 21:29:06 GMT
she is sort of chubby, you might get away with it...
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Post by bunt on Sept 23, 2006 6:06:20 GMT
(((hugs))) Sounds like you need to live the American dream and kill your boss. I recommend choking her with cookies, that way you can make it look like she binged herself to death. I think they use pretzels in America for that.
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Post by Lu on Sept 27, 2006 16:12:03 GMT
I can get you food poisoning bacteria so it looks like a horrible accident.
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Post by Ally on Sept 28, 2006 8:58:30 GMT
Nice. And then Becky could sprinkle the remaining bacteria on the free cookie samples to kill off rude women like the one who told her it was too high up...
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Post by stuart alman on Sept 30, 2006 14:39:02 GMT
every time ive gone to say hello to becky behind the millies counter shes been ill and saying how she accidentally coughed on all the cookies :S
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Post by beckini on Sept 30, 2006 18:29:41 GMT
I can get you food poisoning bacteria so it looks like a horrible accident. he he i like that idea
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Post by beckini on Sept 30, 2006 18:31:18 GMT
i dropped a cookie on the floor today and becuase it was an expensive one, i waited until no one was around then put it at the bottom of the pile the floor was clean i promise!
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Post by Emily on Sept 30, 2006 18:52:50 GMT
oh god i'm not gonna buy anymore cookies knowing that...
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Post by beckini on Sept 30, 2006 20:42:56 GMT
ive never seen you buy any! the ones i bring back are ok, my boss would have done the same thing
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Post by Ally on Oct 1, 2006 8:58:54 GMT
Everyone needs to eat off the floor once in a while, it's good for your immune system.
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Post by stuart alman on Oct 1, 2006 18:59:55 GMT
i can get my hands on e.coli lol if you want it.
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Post by Emily on Oct 1, 2006 21:12:40 GMT
I ate 8 cookies last week because I had a sudden blood sugar meltdown in the middle of kingston and it was the nearest food.
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Post by beckini on Oct 1, 2006 21:33:00 GMT
Everyone needs to eat off the floor once in a while, it's good for your immune system. thankyou ally
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Post by Ally on Oct 2, 2006 18:36:35 GMT
I ate 8 cookies last week because I had a sudden blood sugar meltdown in the middle of kingston and it was the nearest food. 8 cookies? But that's just a snack...
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Post by beckini on Oct 2, 2006 20:33:40 GMT
£3.25 snack lol ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Post by Lu on Oct 3, 2006 16:49:27 GMT
i can get my hands on e.coli lol if you want it. Pah! you can get that at you local mcdonalds. Get some Clostridium Botulinum, That would be impressive
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Post by Emily on Oct 3, 2006 20:45:57 GMT
Is that the flesh eating disease where your body liquidizes?
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Post by stokerino on Oct 3, 2006 21:02:50 GMT
No, it's the one which causes paralysis of the body and respiratory system leading to eventual death, wherein less than 1 microgram of the bacteria can be fatal.
Wikipedia pulls through again.
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