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Post by Ally on Jun 27, 2006 16:51:00 GMT
What I want to know is, how can he fly the sleigh after several million sherries a night? (Well, several million minus one *whistles innocently*)
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Post by Emily on Jun 27, 2006 16:59:07 GMT
I think If I had to deliver presents to the entire (xmas celebrating bits of the) world in one night I'd want a sherry...
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Post by Animae on Jun 27, 2006 17:29:07 GMT
I think I'd like a joint.
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Post by Ally on Jun 27, 2006 22:48:12 GMT
And have yourself a really merry Christmas!
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Post by Animae on Jun 28, 2006 5:45:56 GMT
I did smoke a bowl before going down for christmas presents this year, and before dinner, and then I went to my friends house for the traditional second dinner and getting stoned with her father christmas night.
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Post by Animae on Jun 30, 2006 16:05:55 GMT
I'm going to lush!!! I want some bubble bars and some face moisturiser and soap and conditioner and.....
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Post by Animae on Jul 1, 2006 17:55:32 GMT
Stupid portugal. Stupid stupid Portugal. I so wanted england to win. I've been rooting so hard. I'm in love with Robinson the English Keeper. He's cute.
and Beckham getting hurt. Weenie. I know hes a good player, but really everyone puts their hopes on him, and then he gets hurt,He should be more careful.
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Post by Ally on Jul 1, 2006 20:15:43 GMT
My brother went all silent (more so) after we lost, and now he's sulking and won't even go and see his girlfriend. You'd think he'd want cheering up...
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Post by Lu on Jul 2, 2006 18:16:59 GMT
Im not angry at portugal, just ronaldo and i dont know why. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr stupid world cup
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Post by Emily on Jul 3, 2006 10:36:51 GMT
Yay for portugal yay yay yay!!!! woooooo! *insert more exclaimations of joy*
I mean what do you guys expect? we ALWAYS lose, we're lucky we got as far as we did, with the crap way we've been playing and the amounts of cards and injuries we got...
And here to amuse you... "Emily's world Cup Faux Pas..."
Emily: Tim, so who's that little bloke in the yellow, is he a sub or something? Tim: Thats the Ref, Emily... *Tim makes tim-style face*
Emily: So thats trinidad and Tobago in the red there? How come one of their players is white? *everyone in the room stares at emily* *Emily realises that it sounds a lot more racist when she says that kind of thing out loud*
Drunk Man: Two nil! Twooooooo NIIIIIIL! Emily: *In drastic effort not to get attacked* Yay woo!!!!! Drunk man: *wanders away* Emily: I feel unclean...
Emilys commentary: And he kicks it- its a goal!!! wait wait, the little japanese man is waving his flags about, whats does that mean? Oh he's OFFSIDE, offside yes very important, wave your flags little man...no goals for you...
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Post by Ally on Jul 3, 2006 16:51:26 GMT
And now for the billion dollar question...what the hell is the offside rule anyway? (I don't believe anyone really knows, I think it's just the football fans' version of Mornington Crescent)
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Post by Animae on Jul 3, 2006 17:49:07 GMT
I played soccer when i was younger, and I still have no idea what that is. I don't think we had that in park district soccer. ;D
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Post by Emily on Jul 4, 2006 10:37:56 GMT
there has to be defenders in between you and the goal before you can score is the simple way of putting it i think. it prevents a kind of "but its not fair" attitude... they have to have had a chance to stop you or something...
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Post by Animae on Jul 4, 2006 18:46:10 GMT
isn't that what the keepers job is? to keep the ball out of the goal?
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Post by Lu on Jul 4, 2006 18:56:47 GMT
yeah, if he's scampered off elsewhere then its his own damn fault theres no-one to defend
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Post by Ally on Jul 4, 2006 19:53:17 GMT
Heehee, I can just see it. "GOAL! Oh, but it's been disallowed because the keeper was looking at the pretty flowers."
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Post by Animae on Jul 4, 2006 23:48:40 GMT
Thats only if we played, and made the rules
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Post by stokerino on Jul 5, 2006 0:41:59 GMT
Offside rule:
At the moment when the ball is passed forward to the striker, there must be at least two people (i.e. the goalkeeper and one defender) between that striker and the goal. If not, that striker is deemed to be offside. This prevents people from just hanging around the goal waiting to thieve opportunities when everyone else is down the other end of the pitch.
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Post by Animae on Jul 5, 2006 5:33:47 GMT
That clears up that
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Post by Ally on Jul 5, 2006 16:26:51 GMT
Next question: Did Tim know that, or did he *gasp* look it up? ;D
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